Hedge your bets [D3, LM]

[Samantha Hayne]

She reached into her backpack and pulled out the glass jar with the heart, holding it up so that he could see it.

"Dis, for de pen. A fair trade."

[Dapper Dog]

She reached into her backpack and pulled out the glass jar with the heart, holding it up so that he could see it.

"Dis, for de pen. A fair trade."

"The trade is made," she said gesturing to the pen sitting on a pile of junk.

"How much for your right shoe?"

[Samantha Hayne]

"De shoe is not for sale," she said, moving forward to inspect the pen. Assuming she did not notice any trickery, she would pick it up, stow it away, and set the glass jar with the heart down in its place.

[Dapper Dog]

"I will give you a shiny button for it," the gob replied with a wide grin.

"So shiny and button like, it honors a great being."

[Samantha Hayne]

"Who does it honor, and what does de button do?"

She was pretty sure this was a scam, but it wouldn't hurt to hear him out.

[Dapper Dog]

She gestured to the button that says on it, 'I'm with stupid.'

"A shiny button worthy of a hero."